Dipsadoboa shrevei, Shreve's tree snake, is a species of non-venomous snake in the family Colubridae. The species is found in Angola, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Republic of the Congo, Zambia, Burundi, and Rwanda.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do I look like?","punchline":"A JOKE MACHINE!?","id":188}
{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
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{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
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