{"fact":"Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their \u201crighting reflex.\u201d The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.","length":249}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
{"type":"general","setup":"What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?","punchline":"About 5000 miles.","id":279}
{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}
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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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This is a list of results for the Legislative Council at the 1995 New South Wales state election.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where do hamburgers go to dance?","punchline":"The meat-ball.","id":285}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
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